Must've had fun - Must've stayed out late
'Cause I'm seein' everything that I last ate
Technicolor - technicolor - technicolor - technicolor yawn
Out with my friends - 'Till half past 4
Wound up sleepin' on the bathroom floor
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I had a good time - at least I think
It's hard to remember when you drink
But at least I didn't land in jail
Which is good 'cause I can't afford the bail
Y'see I lost my wallet - I lost my keys
Had to ditch my undies after that last sneeze
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What caused me to drink so much?
My wife says it's 'cause I'm a lush
But I've know a lot of drunks in my time
Who just fall into bed and wake up feelin' fine
But I'm sick as a dog - My guts are sore
My mouth tastes like I was lickin' the floor
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